June 2011
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Kind of a personal journal. not really high art, but at least it’s something. They say that in order to achieve visible abs, one must never snack on anything but nuts. I had visible abs once, maybe a year ago this time. I was working from home, and I used to be active on forums for wannabe fitness models, reading every scrap of information I could get about diet and exercise. I could...
Jun 1st
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May 2011
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STREAM TIME
medicationmambo: In about ten minutes I am going to pretend to be a little girl and watch The Last Unicorn. If you care to join me, I am at http://www.livestream.com/houseofdumbass Okay! OMG I WISH. FUCK YOU E3. FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
May 31st
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deeum: coughmanic replied to your photo: Sorry, I had to. Deeum stop posting your porn I can quit anytime I want to. … …. Deeum POST ONLY your porn (fixed that for you bro)
May 31st
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deeum: >posts Sollux selfcest >loses a follower. Oops. haters gon’ hate
May 31st
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May 31st
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medicationmambo replied to your post: Screw all of you Send me some? Just come to my house and stay for a month. I’ll make you whatever you want. <3
May 27th
Screw all of you
My brother is on his way from Silver Spring, and I spent lots of dollars on food. Business as usual. On the menu: Brown sugar and ginger meatloaf/mashed yukon gold potatoes/garlic string beans Grilled fontina and ham on seven grain sourdough/homemade tomato basil soup penne with cannellini beans, escarole, and sausage/garlic crostini Oh shit i forgot: chicken pot pie from scratch. for...
May 27th
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May 26th
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i am the biggest sluts
poveglia: mel told me I was a whore so here representin slut life blog 2011 THE BIGGEST OF THE SLUTS but that is ok because I am a huge slut too omg look at my sweet duck face you cannot handle
May 26th
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Daily writing
Poetry again :D You’ve been warned, so no complaining. peel the onion layer upon layer curling white paper as smooth as new skin veiled chaos inscribed in invisible ink sink your teeth deep cheap fix a little bait and switch give a little exposition wanna scratch that itch relax lie back ive got this
May 26th
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May 25th
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pokemon
probertson: I think i passed out for a second there, what’s this on my blog? /headdesk I think I passed out for a second there, what’s this on my blog?
May 25th
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After studying Japanese for 1½ year
chrc: I came to the conclusion that I adore the aesthetics, the structure, but not the people. Especially not the modern society of Japan. It is harsh, unforgiving, demanding and strictly hierarchic. Yep, couldn’t agree more. Every native Japanese person I know who’s left Japan does everything in their power not to go back.
May 25th
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I guess nights like tonight are why you do daily writing. I struggled through every word of this. My prompt was a castle in winter. Sorry I could only get out two paragraphs, My tire was flat and I had to get a new one- didn’t get home until 8:00. The Baron’s only daughter shivered when the door of the great feasting hall was thrown open and an icy draft blew in, bringing flakes of...
May 25th
Cut The Lines: Reblog and bold what you’ve done.... →
Reblog and bold what you’ve done. 1. had sex. 2. bought condoms 3. gotten pregnant. 4. failed a class. 5. kissed a boy. 6. kissed a girl. 7. used a little paper bag for lunch. 8. had a job. 9. slipped on ice. 10. missed the school bus. 11. left the house without my wallet. 12. bullied someone on the internet. 13. sexted. 14. had sex in public. 15. played on a sports team. 16. smoked weed. 17....
May 24th
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This one is called “Starlight”. I hope you guys read it. <3 The last of the day’s light filtered through the forest canopy, bathing everything in a soft amber glow. A boy, walking along a path through the underbrush, knelt down to dig in the mud between some mist slick stepping stones with a twig. He was looking for a distraction. He dared not look in the direction of the...
May 24th
CHR1ST14N 1S TH1S YOU →
May 23rd
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herp derp everyone playing video games
so ronery
May 23rd
May 23rd
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Foreigners at closing time
coughmanic: My eternal nemesis.
May 22nd
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fyeahwriterleopard: (Submitted by speckledove) lollllllll gpoy me in high school
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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poetry, so cut for the uninterested stuttering slips a temporal stitch closing my throat ill never sing the notes plucked on my heart’s strings gears locked lines around the block faithful clock stopped all for the want of some grease
May 21st
I remember when I first got tumblr
chrc: Read More :D rock on, man.
May 21st
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May 21st
ALL NIGHT LONG
We’re going to: 1. Party 2. Karamu 3. Fiesta Forever. RSVP to: L Ritchie, the streets.
May 20th
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May 19th
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osedaxfloris: citygrifting replied to your post: why do I have 37 messages i have 41 I normally have 22 (requests for writing, nice messages, poetry from pride) but now I have 38? lol i keep everything. I love my askbox, it’s so full of love and awesome people <3
May 19th
May 19th
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Technically this is for a story that I want to do, but I’m not sure if I’ll keep this and add onto it or what. Guess we’ll see how i feel tomorrow. Gonna call the story “Little Bird”. The sun had finally dipped below the horizon, and left in it’s wake a night just as sticky and still as it had been at noon. A girl was sitting on a threadbare blanket next to the...
May 19th
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osedaxfloris: bliindprofiit2: osedaxfloris: I’m seriously just going to find where gk lives and lick their window because oh my fucking god I love them and everything they do it’s funny because i’m sitting next to a window right now my window is ready for you, Jenna. hello there I’m the window cleaner slobbers all over your window Look straight in the mirror/watch it come clearer/I...
May 18th
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deeum: bliindprofiit2: No one, except me, in this class knows who Charlie Chaplain is BRAINS SELF ON DESK Something similar happened to me while I was talking on ventrilo with some friends. We were talking about cartoons and the like and I started talking about Don Bluth. Some people didn’t know who that was. Single tear of sadness. that makes me kinda sad and angry at the same time....
May 18th
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Anonymous asked: 1. What species of fish can change its sex at will by turning its body inside out?

2. What plant secretes an oily fluid during full moons?

3. What United States President lost a frisbee on the roof of the White House?

4. What famous humanitarian spent three months in a Turkish prison?

5. What notorious dictator had a twin brother who died...
May 18th