Good day to you, sir or madam. I am a WRITER. A WRITER OF FICTION. Sometimes I draw eye searingly bad doodles and ASSAULT YOUR EYES WITH THEM. Mostly, though, I reblog awesome stuff and resolve to be better at posting ORIGINAL CONTENT. I want to be YOUR FRAND.
I never update my writing blog, so let's put a useful link here- my professional portfolio is at email@example.com.