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mediocrememory: knicker-weasels: shiptease: OH MY FUCKING GOd WHEOVER SUBMIETE THIS TO ME THAK U JUST  HOYM GOd IM LAUGHIN SO HArd how about  I DONT WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE MY GOD DAMN BONES HOLY SHIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT Wait wait wait… ‘a gap between my thighs or cake’? Are you suggesting that I make love to a cake? Cause I totally fuckin’ would.

mediocrememory:

knicker-weasels:

shiptease:

OH MY FUCKING GOd WHEOVER SUBMIETE THIS TO ME

THAK U

JUST

 HOYM GOd IM LAUGHIN SO HArd

how about  I DONT WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE MY GOD DAMN BONES HOLY SHIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Wait wait wait… ‘a gap between my thighs or cake’?

Are you suggesting that I make love to a cake?

Cause I totally fuckin’ would.

(via mysticorset)

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