fragments of a disorganized mind

Good day to you, sir or madam. I am a WRITER. A WRITER OF FICTION. Sometimes I draw eye searingly bad doodles and ASSAULT YOUR EYES WITH THEM. Mostly, though, I reblog awesome stuff and resolve to be better at posting ORIGINAL CONTENT. I want to be YOUR FRAND.

I never update my writing blog, so let's put a useful link here- my professional portfolio is at maniedringhaus@tumblr.com.
Posts tagged "submission"
mediocrememory:

knicker-weasels:

shiptease:

OH MY FUCKING GOd WHEOVER SUBMIETE THIS TO ME
THAK U
JUST
 HOYM GOd IM LAUGHIN SO HArd

how about  I DONT WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE MY GOD DAMN BONES HOLY SHIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Wait wait wait… ‘a gap between my thighs or cake’?
Are you suggesting that I make love to a cake?
Cause I totally fuckin’ would.

mediocrememory:

knicker-weasels:

shiptease:

OH MY FUCKING GOd WHEOVER SUBMIETE THIS TO ME

THAK U

JUST

 HOYM GOd IM LAUGHIN SO HArd

how about  I DONT WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE MY GOD DAMN BONES HOLY SHIT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Wait wait wait… ‘a gap between my thighs or cake’?

Are you suggesting that I make love to a cake?

Cause I totally fuckin’ would.

(via mysticorset)

the-snow:

boyfriendreplacement:

boodlebot submitted:

Red Velvet Cream Cheese Brownies

Recipe

I would sacrifice my first(and second) born child for a plate like this.

great googly moogly there goes my waist

fyeahwriterleopard:

(Submitted by ipreferdreamland)

Tumblr, we meet again, oh aid to procrastination…

fyeahwriterleopard:

(submitted by iamtheatombomb)

god every day

fyeahwriterleopard:

(Submitted by ohheymynamesjswag)

This is pretty much 75% of my book ideas.

yep